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Exclusive: Jermo lashes out at “Playa’ Haters”

The Guns N’ Roses community is reeling today with the news that forum owner Jermo, the brains behind HereTodayGoneToHell.com, has labelled the online fanbase “a bunch of bitch boi playa’ haters” after several fans speculated about his new ladyfriend.

Mack Daddy Jermo and Female Companion

Mack Daddy Jermo and Female Companion


Speaking exclusively to DTJN editor Mike Hunt, the nordic sex god gave little away about his new squeeze:

“A playa’ never shows his cards. All those bitch boi’s and ho defenders over at Mygnr ought to get a life, or better still get laid.”

When asked if he would be updating his relationship status on Facebook, the Mack Daddy of the GNR world was equally dismissive:

“Facebook is a playa’s worst enemy. If you got game then the only social media website worth using is Tinder. You can reel them in like fish.”

Unhappy with Jermo’s dodging of the issue at hand, Mike Hunt pressed him further about his approach to relationships, enquiring as to the secret of his apparent success with the ladies.

“I’m not saying that this is what I do but there is a lot to be learned from The Game by Neil Strauss. I particular like “negging”, it comes naturally to an alpha male red pill advocate like myself. Hypothetically speaking, if I see an 8, actually make it a 9, I approach her and say something like – “That Slash t-shirt is nice but it is a bit tight on the hips.” That sends their hamster brain into overdrive, because they immediately think that you are pointing out that they have a fat ass. Then their inner hamster desperately tries to get some sort of validation from you, the alpha in the room. You pretty much own them at that point”

When asked if that is the approach he took with his new ladyfriend, Jermo was quick to dismiss the rumours.

“I’m a natural alpha, I don’t need pick up guides. I never said she was my girlfriend anyway but you know, all I’d have to do is stand beside her, maybe at a bus stop and she’d pretty much fall at my feet.”

Though Jermo continued to be evasive in his interview, Mike Hunt later caught up with his associate, Del James, who had this to say about the lothario:

“Jermo? A pick-up artist? I don’t think so…kid has a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre, but he’s a good ship. So we don’t bust his chops too much.”

It seems like this is one mystery that DTJN will never quite get to the bottom of.


1 Comment

  1. MSL says:

    Could you write an article about donuts? I really like them. Sometimes I use the money from the USB ransom to fill my bathtub full of donuts, and then I bathe myself in the donuts and rub them all over my adonis-like body.

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